[Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas]

Frodo: There once was a Dwarf from Nantucket...

SORRY!!! I coulden't help Myself...BAD KITH, BAD! *Glomps self over head with an Orc*

Legolas: (To the tune of "In The End" By Linkin' Park)

One thing,
I dont know why,
I coulden't find a fly swater to get a fly,
That landed on My nose,
And it made Me blow,
Jumpin around like an ideiot,
I stumped My toe,
All I know,
Is that My hair dont look good green,
Some punk even called My Mr. Bean,
As I was up on stage,
Tryin' to get a laugh,
But in the end it gave the aduince gass.

Sam: *The tune of "high Hopes"*

Once there was a little ol' Hobbit,
The end of the world,
He thought he could stop-it,
Everyone knows a hobbit can't stop-it,
but he kept tying anyways,
Cause he had,
Hiiiigh Hopes,
He had,
Hiiigh Hopes,
He had,
High Hobbit pies in the,
Skyyy hopes.
So anytime your gettin' low,
Instead of lettin' go,
Just remember that hobbit.
Woops there gose another wor-er-er-er-rld end!

Well...I tried...