Gimli about Legolas:
Elf looks like a lady! (Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady")
Parody of "Smooth Criminal" by Michael Jackson (remade by Alien Ant Farm)
As they rode off to Weathertop,
Sounds of screeches just wouldn't stop.
Came to the camp of the hobbits,
Sensed the Ring and tried to rob it.
He put on the Ring, his from harm,
But he was struck down, right in the arm.
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Could you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sign at Weathertop
That he struck you
Screech that won't stop, Frodo!
They came into your camp
Sensed the Ring now,
Right in your camp.
Then you went and put it on, now
You were struck down,
In the arm now.
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
Frodo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Frodo?
You've been hit by,
You've been struck by
A Black Rider!
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya!
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