Sauron, singing to the tune of Home on the Range, being backed up by Riders on kazoos and banjos
Oh give me my ring
So I don't have to sing
And everyone can go and die
I'll take over the land
And kill Saruman
And he'll never to the can-can again
Ring! Where may you be?
Why won't you come home to me?
Don't you miss me?
Though I have no body
I'm just a big eye all alone!
Orcs: Eye all a-looooone!
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