You know those signs which warn visitors about guard dogs? Eg "Beware of the Dog." or "We have a Guard Dog."
I -have- to get one made which says something like "Beware of the Cave-Troll." or "Warning: Balrog." Heehee I think my favourite would be, simply, "We have a Cave-Troll."
You'll certainly know when you get to my house. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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