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Kalimac · 04-20-2002, 03:19 PM

The scene begins with Frodo, Sam and Gandalf on a balcony in Rivendell. All are wearing masks and carrying guns and walkie-talkies.

Gandalf: Ready, Halflings 001 and 002?

Frodo: Ready, Istari 002!

Gandalf: Let's go!

[The three of the them leap off the balcony Matrix-style and begin running down the sylvan path that they land on, running crouched low while blasting the way clear of objects and random Elves with their guns. Sam trips and falls].

Frodo: Gandalf! Sam's down!

Gandalf: Leave him! There's no time!

[Frodo and Gandalf crash through a pair of wooden doors to find the Council of Elrond already in session, and all the chairs taken].

Elrond: Sorry, guys. Council's full. Try again next age.

Frodo: Abort! Abort! Abort!

[Cut to Frodo and Gandalf walking gloomily away through the now-destroyed doors].

Voiceover: Don't want to miss the big show? Get your tickets ahead of time on Fandango.

(Do you know how many TIMES I suffered through that commercial? [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] ).

[ April 20, 2002: Message edited by: Kalimac ]

04-20-2002, 03:19 PM	#6
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	The scene begins with Frodo, Sam and Gandalf on a balcony in Rivendell. All are wearing masks and carrying guns and walkie-talkies. Gandalf: Ready, Halflings 001 and 002? Frodo: Ready, Istari 002! Gandalf: Let's go! [The three of the them leap off the balcony Matrix-style and begin running down the sylvan path that they land on, running crouched low while blasting the way clear of objects and random Elves with their guns. Sam trips and falls]. Frodo: Gandalf! Sam's down! Gandalf: Leave him! There's no time! [Frodo and Gandalf crash through a pair of wooden doors to find the Council of Elrond already in session, and all the chairs taken]. Elrond: Sorry, guys. Council's full. Try again next age. Frodo: Abort! Abort! Abort! [Cut to Frodo and Gandalf walking gloomily away through the now-destroyed doors]. Voiceover: Don't want to miss the big show? Get your tickets ahead of time on Fandango. (Do you know how many TIMES I suffered through that commercial? [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] ). [ April 20, 2002: Message edited by: Kalimac ] __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.