[Aralaithiel]

OMG!!! These are great! Here's one:
Scene: The Prancing Pony; Several denizens of Bree (known as BDs) at the bar, with Pippin off to one side.
BD#1: How ya doin'?
BD#2: How ya doin'?
Pippin: I'm very well thank you! Just got in tonight. My friend there Mr. Baggins drug us through the rain with some wraiths chasing us. Been here a few hours and am enjoying a few pints. BOy am I glad to get out of that rain, I tell you what...
Enter another BD.
BD#1: How ya doin'?
BD#2: How ya doin'?
BD#3: How ya doin'?
BD's 1 & 2 look at 3 and shake their heads in an attempt to keep #3 from asking Pippin the same question.
Pippin: I'm very well thank you...

I really love that commercial! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]