That was fabulous, I suppose I should contribute.
[scene opens to a husband and wife , the husband holding the mail. He opened one of the envelopes and exclaims]
husband: Have you see these surcharges? It like been raided!
[in back ground see hordes of orcs and men running to the couple and their goods]
wife: Do not be beside yourself! Be at ease, we have the new RangerOne card, no suprise charges and lower rates.
[the hordes stop and are now fustrated. An orc removes his helmet and throws it to the ground and begins to jump on it.]
announcer: gives shpell about the credit card
[an smaller orc with his short sword ready and a grin]
orc: What's in your wallet?
The best commercial was the medieval barbarians and the two knights, after that it got pretty lame.
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Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body
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