*Frodo standing outside Bag End, admiring the freshly-varnished front door*
VO: Do you want a smooth front door like this one without the worry of rain spoiling your varnish?
*begins to rain, Frodo shrugs and goes inside*
VO: Then you need Ronsil 30 minute varnish... it does exactly what it says on the ring, er, I mean, tin!
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You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?
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