My apologies to Tigerlily, but the commercial's a classic.
Glowing sword: Inherited
Mithril Vest: Inherited
One Gold Ring: Inherited
The chance to beat the crap out of the Dark Lord and only lose one finger in the process: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Bilbo&Frodocard.
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In my opinion, Tolkien is a lot like Alexander Keith's: Those Who Like It, Like It A Lot!!
Yay for Great Big Sea!! Aitken Centre, November 22
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