It's been a while since anybody posted on this thread, but Diamond referred to it...it's so funny! I'm going to try my hand at it.
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[Frodo comes into Bag End. Bilbo is reading.]
Bilbo: Hullo, Frodo! How was your day?
[Frodo looks at the camera. Cut to scenes of Frodo being: chased by Nazgul, chased by Boromir, chased by orcs, chased by more Nazgul, chased by more orcs...
Frodo takes a bite of lembas. His eyes widen.]
Frodo: Fine. It was fine!
[Bilbo looks up as Frodo walks off, smiling.]
Announcer: Lembas. It might just be the lift you need.
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Like that Pop-Tart spinoff commercial...blimey if I remember what the product was called...
~*~Orual~*~
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