Sauron is Santa Clause!!!! just think about it. he lives in a land where nobody goes (Mordor/NorthPole) he is surrounded by ruined elves (orcs) i mean what elf would want to sit around makin toys all day for some bratty kid??? he was rightfully called the Lord of Gifts in the Second Age and he has nine flying friends which for some reason he calls Nazgul but in our world they are known as reindeer. Now at the end of the Second age all the elves and men watched "How the Grich Stole Christmas" and decided to be grinchy lil elves and stop happy sauron from giving gifts to us on Christmas. i know this sounds far fetched but i know it to be true. Last Christmas i was sneakin around in hopes of a glimpse of Santa Clause. I saw him. Good jolly ole Sauron was carefully layin the presents under the tree. He was about to eat the Milk and Cookies but Aragorn suddenly came flying down the stairs yelling "Elendil!!!" and thrashing his sword wildy about in the direction of St. Nick-Sauron...(hehehe) the poor guy barely scrambled up the chimney before the Grinch-like swords man got him. Have pity on poor sauron and i hope you all know that i'm kidding..... hehehehehe hohoho [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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