these are so funny haa ha.
heres my go
Legolas:
hi you've reached legolas of mirkwood, i'm out at the mo target practising with gimli. gandalf says its good practice for hitting orcs. press 1 if you are gimlis 'rents and i've accidently killed him, 2 if you are aragorn and need to talk bout arwen, 3 if you are arwen and want to talk bout aragorn, 4 if its gandalf, 5 any pesky hobbits and 6 for the lovely ladies out the yes remember 6 the number 6! oh yeah glorfindel don't leave a message. beeeeeeeeeeep.
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