Diamond - cool! Yes, I'm starting to wonder if I won't become a Faramir Fangirl when TTT comes out - guess I won't be able to smile at the Legolas-lovers anymore, hmm? (Though since I'm married to a quite Faramir-like guy, albeit he's as skinny as Legolas, I'll be restrained about the movie version for his sake [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]).
I don't think anyone's done this yet:
"This is Hamfast Gamgee. Call me Ham if ye like, or just do like all those little whippersnappers and call me the Gaffer, I'm more used to it anyway. I don't rightly hold with this newfangled machinery - what's the point of leavin' someone a little message when ye could just walk a mile or two and visit face-to-face, like honest folk? What are you afraid of, that you have to slip in all silent-like and talk to a bit of machinery instead of telling me something face to face?
Anyway, that's summat else. If ye really can't visit, leave a message and I'll return it personally by coming over to your place for a bite and a visit. If this is my son Sam, let me know where you are if the dragons haven't et ye yet - and remember, as soon as ye come home I'll have your hide for not sending news more regular. If this is young Sandyman, go away, you're not wanted around here. [pause] Marigold, how do I stop this contraption?"
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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