*Chortles happily* That was great! Okay, I got one!
Shelob: *skittering noises* *Heavy breathing* *drip* *drip* *faint slapping sounds* Yeeeeeeersssssssss. You have reached Her. She will help usss yersssss. We will get the precioussss back, and She will eat. Yerrrsssss. All wayssssss are watched Precioussssss. But this way is safe, yerssssss. We will lead you, preciousssss. Yersssss. *more skittering sounds* BEEP
It's hard to make a message for something that won't talk!
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So, where are we going?
But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance, and gentleness. 1 Timothy 6:2
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