Legolas:
"Hello you have reached the residence of the prettiest elf in Mirwood. If you think I'm delicious press 1. If you think I'm graceful press 2. If you think I'm pretty press 4. If you think I'm poised press 5. If you find my nacying about cute press 6. If you think I'm rugged and manly you have dialed the wrong number and may press 7 to be transfered to Aragron. If you were attempting to reach Lothlorien press 3 to be transfered. If you were shooting for Rivendell press 9. If you want to repeat this list press 0. If you want to talk to me please stay on the line.
A depress Legolas sits in his room wondering why no one ever stays on the line to talk to him.
Maxdout
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Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM.
Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."
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