[good idea at the time]

Hi there! You've reached the home of Tom Bombadil and Goldberry. If this is Old Man Willow, you're STILL in time-out for trying to smush the cute little hobbits. If you need my assistance with something in the Old Forest, you can contact me via singing a song about my being a merry fellow and the colors of my clothing. If you have things that need to be washed, just be patient. Goldberry takes care of that at the same time every year. If you wish to leave a message, feel free to do so. I'll call you back if I remember! Oh, and Morgoth, I think your ring is a bit boring. You could at least have made it pretty...BEEEEP


-good idea at the time