Here's shot at one.
Samise Gamgee:
Sorry, I am busy stalking Master Frodo at this minute. If you know his whereabouts press 1. If you have some mushrooms press 2.
If you have some bacon press 3. If you have a pint or a pipe, press 4. If this is Frodo, turn around.
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[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: RiderOfRohan ]
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