lol! These are great! Let me add a few...
(Galadriel) I already know who you are and why you are calling, so you might as well hang up at the beep because I don't want to talk to you anymore, Gimli. No, I will not make you a wig with my hair. Stop calling me. The restrainig order is in the mail. --BEEP!--
(Tom Bombadil) Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong-- ah, screw it. You've reached the answering machine of 'Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo'. At least I was jolly, but then again I also thought I'd have a part in the FotR movie. I sent in an audition tape with all my songs on it; did Peter Jackson not get them? I thought I was fabulous in those tapes, don't you, Goldberry? 'Not necessary to the plot'? Who does this Jackson jerk think he is?! I have half a mind to march right over to New Zealand and shove him into the knoll of a willow tree right now. See what he thinks of me with a several twigs shoved right up his--BEEP!--
(Boromir) *disco music in background* You have reached the answering machine of the future Steward of Gondor and undefeated Disco King, Boromir. I am not here right now due to a disturbing dream me and my brother have been experiencing. I've gone to Rivendell to seek out the expertise of the Elvish tarot card readers. Please leave a message and resume doing the wave. Thank you. --BEEP!--
(Denethor) Hello, this is Denethor. I'm not able to answer the phone right now because I am currently combing the city in search of flammable material. If you have access to any said substance, please press one. If you have any matches in your possession, please press two. If you are Meela, then for Eru's sake stop calling me, woman! Don't make me come over there; I'm a Steward on the edge! --BEEP!--
[ August 17, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]
[ August 17, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]
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