Hello, you have reached Gandalf Airlines, the only way to fly, you fools. We do flights across Middle Earth, from the wastes of the North to Harad, from Rhovanion to Valinor. Please state your business after the tone, and a balrog will be there to fly you shortly.
*quick end of cormercial voice* Gandalf Airlines will not take responsibility for wingless and thus flightless Balrogs, lost possessions or burns of any degree, including death. "The only way to fly, you fools," registered trademark second age 1492.
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