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One Axe to Rule them All · 08-19-2003, 09:21 AM

Sauron: You have reached the evil lair of the dark lord of mordor.

If you have information on the whereabouts of MY RING then press 1... now.

If this is my mother, I told you already, I can't come home for your birthday.

If this is saruman, then Go away! i don't want any more of those "Frodo lives" T-shirts you made before the two towers premiered!

Anyone else, I have caller ID and an army of orcs are coming to pillage your village!

08-19-2003, 09:21 AM	#109
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Sauron: You have reached the evil lair of the dark lord of mordor. If you have information on the whereabouts of MY RING then press 1... now. If this is my mother, I told you already, I can't come home for your birthday. If this is saruman, then Go away! i don't want any more of those "Frodo lives" T-shirts you made before the two towers premiered! Anyone else, I have caller ID and an army of orcs are coming to pillage your village! __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!