the Elf would be the only one to hit the ground.The dwarf would be prepared (of course) and have a parachute.The hobbit (also prepared for the worst) would take a saucepan and knock the dwarf out and steal the parachute. then a Balrog would jump up out of the deeps and snatch the Dwarf, leaving the hobbit to gracefully float to the ground.
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I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay.
- Bob Dylan
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