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Aryan · 11-11-2002, 07:40 AM

lol these are sooooooooo funny, but it is obvious what will happen
the elf dwarf and hobbit will jump off a bridge, the dwarf will hit the ground first because a) dwarves are heavier and b) i don't like dwarves, the hobbit will be second because he has lost some weight and is now lighter than the dwarf, and the elf...well the elf just won't jump.
but if he did, he would be sensible enough to have a parachute

ok in other words gimli dies, then frodo and legolas will live (YAY!)

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11-11-2002, 07:40 AM	#25
Aryan Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Somewhere between Legolas and Orlando Posts: 15	lol these are sooooooooo funny, but it is obvious what will happen the elf dwarf and hobbit will jump off a bridge, the dwarf will hit the ground first because a) dwarves are heavier and b) i don't like dwarves, the hobbit will be second because he has lost some weight and is now lighter than the dwarf, and the elf...well the elf just won't jump. but if he did, he would be sensible enough to have a parachute ok in other words gimli dies, then frodo and legolas will live (YAY!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ i went to a shop, bought a poster of legolas, brought it home, stuck it on my wall and had it nicked by my little sister who thinks legolas is a blonde bimbo and thinks pippin is smart.