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akhtene · 11-17-2002, 10:10 PM

Has anyone thought why they would do it?
Well, just an idea...
You tell an elf: Orks have cut down your wood and killed your sweetheart
The elf: Woe is me! (and down he goes from the bridge)

You tell a hobbit: Orks have broken into your hole and gobbled all the food you had stored
The hobbit: Alas! I won't last a minute more without a snack! (down from the bridge)

You tell a dwarf: Elves have made a law forbidding to jump from this bridge
The dwarf: Who cares?! (down)

11-17-2002, 10:10 PM	#34
akhtene Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: stronghold of the North Posts: 390	Has anyone thought why they would do it? Well, just an idea... You tell an elf: Orks have cut down your wood and killed your sweetheart The elf: Woe is me! (and down he goes from the bridge) You tell a hobbit: Orks have broken into your hole and gobbled all the food you had stored The hobbit: Alas! I won't last a minute more without a snack! (down from the bridge) You tell a dwarf: Elves have made a law forbidding to jump from this bridge The dwarf: Who cares?! (down) __________________ Где найти мне сил, чтобы вернуться через века, Чтобы ты - простил?.. А трава разлуки высока...