Legolas would see the fangirls waiting at the bottom for him and Frodo, and would use his elven powers of levitation to save them. Gimli, having no levitational powers, and being considered unimportant by Legolas, would hit the bottom first. (Anyway, Gimli would be too heavy, and he doesn't have that many fangirls either.) The fangirls would toss him as far as they could. Gimli would hit the ground twice. Frodo's weight would be too much for Legolas to levitate, so he would drop Frodo to save himself. Frodo would hit the ground second (or third if you count both times Gimli hit) and be attacked by the rabid fangirls. Legolas would levitate himself back to the bridge.
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