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Kalimac · 03-03-2002, 02:29 AM

Pippin: "Actually, on second thought, maybe I shouldn't do this."

Sam: "There's no way we'll ever get out of this, Mr. Frodo. Give up, we're doomed."

Gandalf: "Well done, Pippin!"

Eowyn: "Little account do you take of my injured self-esteem, Aragorn son of Arathorn. By my reckoning you art in great need of therapy."

Denethor: "Whatever."

Aragorn: "Huzzah!"

Saruman (gazing into the Palantir): "Make that a thick crust with pepperoni and green peppers, and oh, throw a bottle of Coke in with that order, will you? Thirty minutes? Thanks."

03-03-2002, 02:29 AM	#12
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Pippin: "Actually, on second thought, maybe I shouldn't do this." Sam: "There's no way we'll ever get out of this, Mr. Frodo. Give up, we're doomed." Gandalf: "Well done, Pippin!" Eowyn: "Little account do you take of my injured self-esteem, Aragorn son of Arathorn. By my reckoning you art in great need of therapy." Denethor: "Whatever." Aragorn: "Huzzah!" Saruman (gazing into the Palantir): "Make that a thick crust with pepperoni and green peppers, and oh, throw a bottle of Coke in with that order, will you? Thirty minutes? Thanks." __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.