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Fenrir · 03-03-2002, 11:38 AM

Faramir - I think Sauron and Ar-Pharazon had the right idea. If there was a bit less heroism and a lot more human sacrifice then Gondor would not be besieged by the armies of Morgul.

Saruman - My life has really improved since I joined Greenpeace.

Sauron - I plan to over-win the minds of the peoples of Middle-Earth by imitationing my infidel George Bush.

[ March 04, 2002: Message edited by: Fenrir ]

03-03-2002, 11:38 AM	#15
Fenrir Wight Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Nevrast Posts: 103	Faramir - I think Sauron and Ar-Pharazon had the right idea. If there was a bit less heroism and a lot more human sacrifice then Gondor would not be besieged by the armies of Morgul. Saruman - My life has really improved since I joined Greenpeace. Sauron - I plan to over-win the minds of the peoples of Middle-Earth by imitationing my infidel George Bush. [ March 04, 2002: Message edited by: Fenrir ] __________________ Fearlessness is better than a faint-heart for any man who puts his nose out of doors. The length of my life and the day of my death were fated long ago.