King of Rohan: "Shadowfax? Shadowfax who? Oh, that horse, I never really liked him, you can keep him."
Merry: "Pippin! We've been seperated! We've never been apart! On all our adventures we're always together! What will I do?!"
Pippin: "Merry, calm down. Here, have a light."
Saruman: Sauron. You suck. I quit.
Treebeard: Yes! I've won the 100 meter dash!
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