Pippin: Baths! I hate baths!
Sam: Ah, it's just a box of dirt. What good could it do? (dumps it in the Bywater)
Ferny to Sam: Ha ha ya missed me!
Aragorn to Bilbo: Your poetry sucks.
Bombadil: Didn't I tell you to stay away from the barrows?! Serves ya right!
Galadriel: Ewwwww! A dwarf!
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