Sauron: So I built a tower. Everyone said that it wouldn't stand up. And it fell into the swamp. So I built another tower. That fell into the swamp too. So I build a THIRD tower. That one stayed up AAAAAAAARGGHHHHHHHH!
*Dark Tower crashes into ruin*
Mouth of Sauron to Gandalf after LONG pause: Uhhh...we give up. Sorry.
Treebeard: Boring, boring, boring. Green. Green. and MORE green. And some brown. Gawd. I want to get AWAY from all this. Bulldoze it down, and build me a condo. Hoom.
Gimli: Why do we kill these orcs all the time? Why don't we just try TALKING to them for once?
Ugluk to Merry and Pippen: Are you two comfortable enough? Want some more cushions? Here, have a doughnut. Not far now.
Gwaihir to Gandalf: Good grief. Are you all right?
Gandalf: Feeling a bit...weak...that Balrog sure was a tough cookie...
Gwaihir: Do you have the strength to lift your hand?
Gandalf: Just....about...yes....
*Gandalf raises hand*
Gwaihir: Now shout 'TAXI!'
*flies off*
You're right Lush, this is a great thread.
[ March 05, 2002: Message edited by: JesseCuster ]
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