any hobbit: I'm going on a diet
Gandalf: Ooo! is that taffy?
Tom Bombadil: My stock just went up 8 shares!
Gollum: Wow I just went 9 sentences without saying My Preciousssss! New record.
Sam: Good job Gollum.
Gandalf to Frodo: No don't eat it it's evil!
Frodo with ring in his mouth: Sorry.
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