Any Hobbit: Does this make me look fat?
Sam: I absolutely hate kids! Can't abide the little vermin! Always mucking about in my garden, ruining everything...
Galadriel: Well, we sort of, um, ran out of lembas. Have this box of crackers instead!
Any Hobbit: Oh, no thank you! I couldn't stand another bite!
Pippin: Okay, I've had just about enough of this! I happen to have an advanced bachelor of sciences in nonlinear dynamics! If someone calls me a "fool Took" one more time, I'm going to start testing theories!
Gandalf to Merry: What'd he say?
Merry: Mah hommie be tired o' everyone walking all ova' him. If you dis 'im again, he gonna start crackin' heads, mah brotha'.
Aragorn at Amon Hen: Arg! That stupid Horn! Boromir, shut it! If I have to hear that thing one more time I'm going to stuff it up your nose!
Merry to Pippin while being carried by Orcs: Man this is fun!
Sign on Bag End front gate: Gond troll tippin'. Be back in a fortnight.
Gandalf: Pipeweed? Ugh, can't stand the stuff! Give me some good ol' cappucino, though; now that's an addiction worth having!
Gwaihir: *crows like a rooster* Erm, you didn't hear that.
Beorn: Orcs can count and twelve isn't fifteen...is it? Um...oh dear, I hate these kind of questions! *starts counting on fingers frantically*
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WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)
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