[non_conformist13]

Gandalf leading a mob with signs walking around Orthanac: The end is coming!

Pippen or Merry: Pipeweed?! Are you trying to kill me? Do you have any idea what that stuff does to your lungs? and Breath, phew!

Frodo: Mushrooms? No thanks, I'm alergic.

Sauron: I think what we have here is just one big misunderstanding.

Aragorn: Can't we all just get along?

Pippin and Merry: Sorry, we don't drink and ride.

Treebeard: Can you please stop! You keep on going on and on about your little adventures, do you think I care? You are going to make me late for my meeting, could you please talk a little faster.

Legolas: Can you please speak up? I'm hard of hearing. or Drat, I forgot my glasses, say, what's that big dark blur that fills me with horror up there?

Gimili: Ewww! There's dirt everywhere! Gross! I need a bath.

Arwen: No! don't touch that, Aragorn, that's poison ivy!

Aragorn: Sorry, I get confused sometimes, What's that, Frodo? You are itching? Darn it!

Gollum to the Ring: I think we should see other people.

Elrond to Arwen: No, you can not marry him, and that's final, I know I said that if he ruled Gondor and all that, but things change sweetie. What's that? You gave him your imortality? What were you thinking? Didn't we already talk about this?

Borimir: Gold isn't my color.

Sam: I am so sick of all these home cooked meals! Can't we just go out to eat for a change?

Bilbo to Frodo: I'm disappointed in you, my boy. I thought you would take better care of your inheritance than that!

Bilbo: Drat, another Writer's Block!