Raefindel, I don't know about *mithril* panties, but I knew a girl in college who made a part-time career out of making chain-mail (or chain-maille, if you're more hardcore about it than I am). She got lots of requests for chain-mail bikini outfits and made quite a few, and, well, the bottom half is basically the same thing. So if you don't mind the feeling of cold steel in the morning you could always put in an order [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] .
Legolas: Oh look, another grey hair.
Sam: Rosie, I don't know...we were apart that whole year, and I know we were really in love before, but you know, experiences change hobbits. My character changed, I'm not the Sam you knew. I can't continue this relationship until I find out who Sam is now.
The White Council: TOGA PARTY!!!
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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