Gandalf, to the Balrog on the bridge: Answer me these questions three, then the other side you may see. What is your favorite color?
Sam, to Frodo: Hey! If your not going to reciprocate my affection, I know a certain young Took that will!
Bilbo: Dude, this is some really good pipe weed. I am wasted!
Gandalf: Never use the ring Frodo, it doesn't match your tunic and come on, gold? Heelllloooo 1985! Can Mr. T come out and play?
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