[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Aragorn: Oathbreakers, why have ye come?
Random oathbreaker: We were wondering: could we have a cup of sugar? We've run out.

Varda: It's three in the morning. Will you please just leave me alone?!

Radagast: Actually I've been fomenting rebellion in the dominions of Mordor for the last five-hundred years. I keep in touch by carrier pigeon.

The Book of Mazarbul: ...but still Durin Estate Enterprises refused to repair the roof or install central heating. So it was that Balin gathered us together and in a mighty voice quoth: "Sod this for a lark. Number fifteen's up for rent and they're throwing in a telly." You may reach us in the house with the brown door, three doors down. Now we wait for the removal men.
They are coming...

Theoden: Which part of "Don't let that thieving wizard anywhere near my hall again" did you not understand, Grima? Get rid of them.

Legolas: I know what you're thinking: did I fire six arrows or only five?