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Rosa Underhill · 03-23-2002, 01:08 AM

Hi Estella! Gee, why does that name sound so familiar? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Hm...

Smaug: Oh, my back! Stupid gold! Maybe I should take my chyropractor's advice and get a softer matress...

Legolas: BEEEELCH!!! *scratches rear* Hey, who's up for a round of Jack Daniel's on me?

Faramir (at the Forbidden Pool): Look, Frodo, we really don't have time for all of this "pity" nonsense. *signals archer to shoot Gollum*

Denethor: *singing* Sunshine, on my shoulders, makes me happy!...

Denethor: *skipping through the halls of Minas Tirith* Zippity doo-da! Zippity yay! My-oh-my what a wonderulf day! Plenty o' sunshine, headin' my way! Zippity doo-da, zippity yay!

03-23-2002, 01:08 AM	#132
Rosa Underhill Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waymeet, the Shire Posts: 297	Hi Estella! Gee, why does that name sound so familiar? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Hm... Smaug: Oh, my back! Stupid gold! Maybe I should take my chyropractor's advice and get a softer matress... Legolas: BEEEELCH!!! scratches rear Hey, who's up for a round of Jack Daniel's on me? Faramir (at the Forbidden Pool): Look, Frodo, we really don't have time for all of this "pity" nonsense. signals archer to shoot Gollum Denethor: singing Sunshine, on my shoulders, makes me happy!... Denethor: skipping through the halls of Minas Tirith Zippity doo-da! Zippity yay! My-oh-my what a wonderulf day! Plenty o' sunshine, headin' my way! Zippity doo-da, zippity yay! __________________ WWAHD? (What would a Hobbit do?)