Birdland - if Peter Lorre is Gollum, how about -
SAM: Mr. Frodo, Gollum unfortunately is no longer available to be our guide to the Crack of Doom.
FRODO: Sam, what happened?
SAM: I'm not quite sure yet if he committed suicide or was stabbed while trying to escape.
Come on, you know Sam was thinking it.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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