LOL everyone, they're really funny nad I coulndn't resist having a go myself, though they're probably not as good
Aragorn:Why do I have to have this old broken sword? I want a new one! *stamps foot, scowls nad goes off in a sulk*
Aragorn to frodo at the Prancing Pony:I really loved that disappearing trick, will you teach me how to do it?
Treebeard:We were quite glad to be rid of those ent-wives, they were SO annoying!
Galadriel at the hairdresser:Cut it off, cut it all off!
Gwaihir to Gandalf:No I don't want to carry you, you've got feet use them!
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