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Ruthwen · 04-04-2002, 07:26 AM

Well... okay, since you asked so nicely. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Éowyn - *wearing an apron* Faramir, baby, your dinner's ready!

Arwen (to Aragorn) - Just tell me what there is between you and Éowyn!

Sauron - You know, I think I'll convert to Buddhism.

Gimli - *nibbling lembas* It's a bit plain... got any jam?

Sam - I just don't see what's so bad about Gollum!

Sauron - 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... NAZGÛL ARE GO!

Aragorn - If I tell you my real name, I'll have to kill you.

Legolas - *looking, panicked, at a bow* You mean you want me to USE this thing?

Gimli - *looking outraged* So this is JUST an orc thing! Well, orcs have feelings too! I can't believe you want me to hurt people on the grounds of race!

Beorn - Mmm, ponies. Tasty.

Smaug - This world is too materialistic. I want to go back to nature.

Maeglin - Ah, well. Plenty more fish in the sea.

Éowyn (to Théoden) - Oh, please, uncle, let me stay at home!

Random Nazgûl - Peace and love to all! Gather round, join hands...

Elrond - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

Goldberry (to Tom Bombadil) - Flowers again? Just what are you feeling guilty about?

Shagrat - Aww, c'mon, guys, let's not fight.

Nienna - If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *Clap clap*

Legolas - Hey, cool, a Balrog! Always wanted to see one of those.

Aragorn (to Arwen) - Listen, sweetheart, while I still love you very much, I've been having some doubts about my *ahem* romantic preferences.

Okay, my wrists are hurting. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] More later, maybe.

04-04-2002, 07:26 AM	#203
Ruthwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: England Posts: 40	Well... okay, since you asked so nicely. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Éowyn - wearing an apron Faramir, baby, your dinner's ready! Arwen (to Aragorn) - Just tell me what there is between you and Éowyn! Sauron - You know, I think I'll convert to Buddhism. Gimli - nibbling lembas It's a bit plain... got any jam? Sam - I just don't see what's so bad about Gollum! Sauron - 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... NAZGÛL ARE GO! Aragorn - If I tell you my real name, I'll have to kill you. Legolas - looking, panicked, at a bow You mean you want me to USE this thing? Gimli - looking outraged So this is JUST an orc thing! Well, orcs have feelings too! I can't believe you want me to hurt people on the grounds of race! Beorn - Mmm, ponies. Tasty. Smaug - This world is too materialistic. I want to go back to nature. Maeglin - Ah, well. Plenty more fish in the sea. Éowyn (to Théoden) - Oh, please, uncle, let me stay at home! Random Nazgûl - Peace and love to all! Gather round, join hands... Elrond - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!! Goldberry (to Tom Bombadil) - Flowers again? Just what are you feeling guilty about? Shagrat - Aww, c'mon, guys, let's not fight. Nienna - If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! Clap clap Legolas - Hey, cool, a Balrog! Always wanted to see one of those. Aragorn (to Arwen) - Listen, sweetheart, while I still love you very much, I've been having some doubts about my ahem romantic preferences. Okay, my wrists are hurting. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] More later, maybe. __________________ "Her name was Nenlauriel, but they called her Rûthwen, because her anger seemed ever constant and ever flowing from her grey eyes."