[Lothiriel Silmarien]

There are some really funny ones! Ok I love making up these lines but deal with me cuz either I have too much to say or I have a lot to say but just forgot it!
(the picture right after the Fellowship is chosen to go to Mordor-all lined up):

Aragorn: (to himself) I am so damn good looking.Wait, I should be more modest......no, I'm still hot.

Boromir: psst, Frodo. What's happening again? I kinda lost track cuz we were here for so long! Does my hair look ok? Frizzy...yes,no? Ok. By the way, I see someone is working out!!

Legolas: (to himself)We better hurry up cuz my hair is gonna get frizzy! Um, excuse me Elrond, do you think we can make a quick stop at the Orc n' fun Beauty Shop? I hear they do great styles. No? Ok, it was only a question.

Gimli: I definetly agree with Legolas, I mean look at my beard. HELLOOO! What ev, Elrond. (to Legolas) We can make a pit stop at Moria. They do awesome cuts and styling.

Legolas: Really? They're still in business? Ok, great!

Merry: Excuse me Legolas, I'd like to have a turn to say something now!

Legolas: Ok,soorry!!

Merry: (long pause)......Ok thanks Legolas, now I forgot!

Pippin: Hey, can we stop somewhere on the way to Mordor? I wanna get drunk again! Oh, by the way Aragorn, me and Arwen had a great time last night....you might wanna talk to her cuz I think she has a change of plans about you. She has issues anyway.

Gandalf: Yeah Aragorn, Pippin's right. But anyway, stop fussing about your needs...I AM an Istari afterall, so I get to choose where we can make pitstops. Anyway, me and Saruman have plans. He just got a whole stock of weed, and well....come on it's Longbottom Leaf!!!

Aragorn: Really? Pippin, how could you!!!...I feel I could cry. No, nevermind. I never really liked her anyway. I know, doesn't she!!? (to himself)I can get someone else anyway, cuz afterall, I am so damn fine!

Sam: Mr. Frodo, sir, I'm as giddy as a schoolboy! I can't wait to go with you on vacation to Mordor!! It sounds like fun. Oh, crappidy-crap, I forgot my visor! Do you think they'll sell any down there?

Frodo (singing along to Nickelback)It's too bad, it's stupid, too late's so wrong....Oh what, did you say something Sam? Oh and check out Boromir. I think he's checking out my butt! I mean, I always thought I was cute but come on now!.... I'm no Elijah Wood!

Merry: Ok, thanks people! Let's not forget this hobbit! Oh, and Gandalf, I'm all for Isengard! I mean, that weed won't smoke itself!!!

Gandalf: Thank you!!!!!

Elrond: Hey, hey people, this is a council meeting, not an open meet n' greet discussion group. You have to take this seriously, you have a VERY important quest!!!

Fellowship: (long pause).....Yeah... um right!

Gandalf: Oh, yeah, and I hear that Saruman has this nice little nook where you could get your hair done and stuff, it's great!! Who do you think trims my beard so good?!

Legolas: Really! Oh wow, that's fantastic!

Boromir: Sounds good to me!

Elrond: Oh come on...they're never gonna make it past Orcs even the orcs were prancing on their way to kill them. Hey, and Pippin! How dare you speak of my daughter like that! She is a noble elven lady of high stature and you have no right to speak of her in such ways!!

Arwen: (drunker than Pippin on St. Patrick's Day) heeeeeeeeeey what's up my peeps!! Going somewhere?????? Hey, had a great time last night Pippin, thanks....(goes up to one of the elves that came with Legolas) hey...you look familiar! ANNIAR! Oh yeah, now I remember you...we had fun that night, remember???? You and me, in the gazebo when Aragorn was away.

(Anniar looks nervously at Aragorn, meanwhile Aragorn is busy shooting dirty looks at Arwen)

Elrond: ....I give up, I'm going back to Valinor!

[ April 05, 2002: Message edited by: Lothiriel Silmarien ]