the Gaffer: Sam, I love you son.
Sam: Go fend for yourself, fuzzy-feet!
the Gaffer: *sniff*
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Rosie: We've got a new baby.
Sam: Let's call him Frodo.
Rosie: It's a her, ninnyhammer!
Sam: Frodo, what should we call... aw, forget it, lets just call her Jill.
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