ROTFL, everyone, and you inspired me Samwise
The ringwraiths *knocking on the gates of Bree*: Hello, we were wondering if you'd like to buy one of the quality products now available in the "Dark Lord" range, used by Sauron himself, we've got double glazing, fitted kitchens...
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