Eowyn: I love life!
Gollum: Flowerss, yess preciouss, we lovess flowerss, and sunshine!
Sam: Rosie Cotton?! Why on earth would I like her? She's a hard lookin' ticket, if I do say so myself.
Gandalf: My counsellor tells me I need to work on my communication skills.
Saruman: The first step is admitting you have a problem...
Legolas: Anybody got a pair of snow shoes I could use?
Gimli: Moria? What's so great about Moria?
Eowyn: Dammit Aragorn, stop hitting on me!
Treebeard: Don't worry, I'll just be a moment.
Luthien: I guess my father's right. I never really liked that Beren guy anyway...
Legolas: I hate boats, they make me seasick... Why won't those frickin' gulls shut up?!
Sauron: Wait a moment, I've got something in my eye...
Elrond: I payed the orcs to kill my wife.
Faramir: It reminds my of Numenor.
Eowyn: Numenor?
Faramir: Yeah, I saw I special on it on the Discovery Channel the other night.
Sauron: Dude, where's my ring?
That's all I can think of right now. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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