"All that is gold DOES glitter.
All those who wander ARE lost...."
*ouch, that was bad* [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Frodo: Gee, this whole Ring-detroying business is sure fun! Golly, we should do this more often, huh? Wee! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Legolas: I wish I were a Dwarf. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Gimli: I wish I were an Elf. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
Arwen: Hey, whoa, call me a grave-digger, but dang! Mr. Gandalf is SEXAAAAY! :P
Aragorn: Sure, Eowyn, forget Arwen, you're absolutely gorgeous. Let's get married. And while I'm at it, here Eomer, have Narsil.
Boromir: Keep that silly ring, Frodo, Boromir son of Denethor will not be tempted! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Galadriel: Ha, ha, Legolas! Even Gimli agrees I'm prettier than you! :P
And the one thing that a LOTR character would NEVER say:
Elrond: "Men. Men are weak." [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
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