[Eomer of the Rohirrim]

Legolas: I'm out of lembas. Pass me the cram Gimli
Gimli: No, no, it's OK Legolas. Here, you take my lembas and I'll have the cram.
Aragorn: Yes Legolas, I can spare you some lembas too. Gimli and I will take the cram.
Legolas: Look, I can handle it OK?
Gimli: No Legolas, an Elf must have his lembas...
Legolas: Oh, I see! Elves aren't tough enough to live on cram eh?
Aragorn: No Legolas, that's not what we meant at all........well....I suppose.....oh whatever, you're right. Gimli and I think Elves are too prissy to eat good, hard, road food like cram.
Legolas: A Elbereth! Gilthoniel! If you two want to make snide remarks about my race then just spit it out why don't you!
Gimli: Listen here you ponce! Aragorn and I are the backbone of this mission and we'll be dead before we see an Elf try and rough us up!
Legolas: Why I oughtta....
Merry/Pippin: Oh blessed hunters! You've found...
Gimli: Be quiet you dratted hobbits, can't you see we're in the middle of something?
Merry: Well! I see someone doesn't care about our near-death experience. Come on Pip, we're going back to Fangorn.
Legolas: Wait hobbits, I'm coming with you. I do not wish to be with these two barbarians any longer.
Pippin: Oh leave us alone you lanky nuisance. Go back to Mirkwood and strum on a harp.
Legolas: Why does everyone hate me!?
Gandalf: I was gonna keep quiet Legolas but....
Legolas: Mercy!