[Lothiriel Silmarien]

At Aragorn's bachelor party-

Aragorn: Ok, guys, I can't do anything bad, I'm getting married.

Eomer: Oh, yeah well Aragorn that's too bad. I'm getting married too and you don't see me whining! Enjoy the last few hours of your single life! FREEEEEDOMMM.

Aragorn: *looks at Eomer strangely* Yeah.....ok I guess your right anyway.

Faramir: Bring out the whipped cream!!!!!

*The boys are having a most splendid evening, Faramir spreading the whipped cream over the ladies and Eomer and Aragorn licking it off. Frodo and Merry are dancing on a table, and Pippin is getting drunk and spilling his beer over everyone while singing a groovy tune. Gandalf is off parading around in his fanciful robes with Legolas swinging around his hair like a headbanger. Gimli is having his beard braided while judging a wet shirt contest, and Sam.....wait, where is Sam?!!!

*The big cake comes rolling out, while Pippin is leading everyone into a drunken rendition of "Happy Birthday". They seem to be singing it very well, but Pippin is too drunk and forgets most of the words and throws everyone off. But they don't seem to mind, all they want is their cake!!*

Aragorn: Oh yeah baby, let me make my wish!

*Aragorn is just about to joyfully settle down to have his cake, while Sam comes bursting out of the cake! He startles everyone, including Aragorn who screams like a little girl*

Sam: Haaahaaaaaa, Happy Birthday big boy! Did I scare you????

Aragorn: No, I uh.....I uh just um wasn't expecting you to pop out.

Sam: *who is pretty drunk by the way* Well, don't worry mister birthday man I'm saving my birthday dance for Mister Frodo's birthday...hehe mister Frodo, I'm gonna suuuurpriiiiiise you!!!

Aragorn: Hey, uh Sam? It isn't my birthday. And you just spoiled your "surprise" that you were gonna do for Frodo's birthday...

Sam: Damn! I knew something was wrong. Oh, well....Mister Frodo, be surrrrpriiiised, oops. Sssshhhh, don't say anything, it's a surprise!!

Frodo: Ok, this is scaring me. Is Sam more drunk than Pippin???!!!!

Pippin: *who says in a drunk voice, so it's kinda hard to hear what he's saying* No way!!! NO one gets drunkerer than ME!!

Aragorn: Whatever people, let's have my cake!

*everyone screams along* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!