Nazgul one(whispers to Nazgul 2): Isn't Frodo A HOTTIE?!?!?!?!?!
Nazgul two:Ummmmmm.......Like......no, but if you think he is hot you should ask him out!!! Maybe he will say YES!!!!!
Nazgul one: I'll go for it.
Nazgul three:didn't we have to um like get something from him?
Nazgul four:like who cares
Nazgul six:he reminds me of *****in CATZ
*(Nazgul walks up to Frodo)*
Frodo: Sup?
Nazgul one: Um.......like....(long pause)....
do you wanna.....like......go out wit...me?!?!?!?!
Frodo: YOU ONE CRAZY MO FO TO GO ASKIN ME SOMETHING LIKE THAT. I am the hottest one of the Fellowship.
Legolas:Frodo you are so wrong, I AM THE HOTTEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*(Nazgul runs away cring)*
Pippin: Oh My God you guys are like so mean.
*(Gimli runs after the Nazgul and you see them riding on the horse together and as they bothlook up they see Orli's hot *** glistening in the moonlight.
[ May 28, 2002: Message edited by: Catherine ]
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"I have never been out of my own land before.
And if I had known what the world outside was like.
I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it."
~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~
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