(In Lorien)
Sam and Frodo are whispering...
Sam: Frodo?
Frodo: What is it, Sam?
Sam:Have you read the script?
Frodo: No. Why?
Sam: Well, I did a while ago, back in Moria to see how we should react to Gandy's dying (giggles) dying? dying? dye-ing? Don't you get it?!? (at Frodo's confusion, Sam gives up the joke) oh well. I read the script, and I think we're supposed to be doin' sumthing in Lorien now.
Frodo: In the dead of night?
Sam: Um.. yeah.
Frodo: That's very suspcious of you, Sam-
Sam(very angry): Why does everyone always accuse me of stuff?!? I dare you to check the script! I'm right! (folds arms and sticks nose in the air).
Frodo: Dare? No Baggins ever stepped down from a dare!
(they check script)
Frodo: Well, gee, Sam, I guess you were right. So, I'm supposed to look into a birdbath and see some weird stuff and talk to the big-haired elf lady?
Sam: Galadriel.
Frodo: Whatever. You're supposed to come too, so let's get going.
(they enter clearing to find Galadriel humming to herself as she lies, up to her neck in suds, in the Mirror of Galadriel. She is shaving her legs when she notices the hobbits)
Galadriel: Hey! Do you pervs mind?!?
Frodo: Hey, sorry.
Sam(whining): you were supposed to show us some wonky stuff in your mirror!
Frodo(aside to Sam): You think she's in any postion to do that now?
Galadriel: Aw, get outta here.
(Frodo and Sam leave. As they leave...)
Galadriel(muttering): stupid hobbits... they are a virus... I'll get my own back... in the place of the Dark Lord they'll set up a Queen... that'll be me...
Sam(aside to Frodo): Do you think they're something weird about the big-haired elf lady?
Frodo: Too many special effects can do that to you.
[ May 29, 2002: Message edited by: Aosama, the Wandering Star ]
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