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eleniwilwarin · 07-19-2002, 12:48 PM

*Legolas sneaking up to gimli at night with a razorblade*
Legolas: HEHEHE
*Gimli wakes up*
Gimli: I dont have the ring Frodo has it, kill him instead
Legolas: i was not going to kill you, just shave your beard * holding up the razorblade with a smile*

*Sam is standing in the front of the boat on their way leaving Lothlórien. holds his arms up, the wind is blowing in his hair..*
Sam: Frodo I´m flying I´m flying
Aragorn: sit down sam, sit down, i cant see
*the boat crashes into a stone and the unsinkable boat starts to sink*

Legolas: stop, stop, stay, wait for me i think i to stop and eat. i`m Staarving
Pippin: oh come on Legolas we just finished our THEIRD breakfast. how many more do you want?

07-19-2002, 12:48 PM	#428
eleniwilwarin Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: sweden and Lothlòrien Posts: 36	Legolas sneaking up to gimli at night with a razorblade Legolas: HEHEHE Gimli wakes up Gimli: I dont have the ring Frodo has it, kill him instead Legolas: i was not going to kill you, just shave your beard * holding up the razorblade with a smile* Sam is standing in the front of the boat on their way leaving Lothlórien. holds his arms up, the wind is blowing in his hair.. Sam: Frodo I´m flying I´m flying Aragorn: sit down sam, sit down, i cant see the boat crashes into a stone and the unsinkable boat starts to sink Legolas: stop, stop, stay, wait for me i think i to stop and eat. i`m Staarving Pippin: oh come on Legolas we just finished our THEIRD breakfast. how many more do you want? __________________ mi lóme mi minë siril, minë aure mi minë elen...