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Elenna · 07-26-2002, 10:19 AM

OK, this is part of a much longer parody.

Gandalf arrives at Isengard.

GANDALF: Saruman, you are the wisest of the wise
SARUMAN: Yeah, whatever. (spreads black vampire cloak). I vant to suck your blood.
GANDALF: Despite your creepy demeanor, I will reveal some secrets.
SARUMAN: I'm evil
GANDALF: I trust you implicitly
SARUMAN: I work for Sauron
GANDALF: You are the wisest of the wise
SARUMAN: I'll make you break dance
GANDALF: You ARE evil!

07-26-2002, 10:19 AM	#433
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	OK, this is part of a much longer parody. Gandalf arrives at Isengard. GANDALF: Saruman, you are the wisest of the wise SARUMAN: Yeah, whatever. (spreads black vampire cloak). I vant to suck your blood. GANDALF: Despite your creepy demeanor, I will reveal some secrets. SARUMAN: I'm evil GANDALF: I trust you implicitly SARUMAN: I work for Sauron GANDALF: You are the wisest of the wise SARUMAN: I'll make you break dance GANDALF: You ARE evil! __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."